nablyudat:

severnayastolitsa:

I’m not entirely sure who the source is, but I have a feeling that it’s my sister, to be quite frank. Awful woman. She’s terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Oh, no, I just. Wanted to verify that it wasn’t true.

A sister—[here he chuckles, a little ruefully]—I see. I will not hesitate to guess this isn’t the first time she’s spread rumors about you? Or…something even more awful?

[At Alexei’s denial Izaya smiles, but does not pursue that topic any further.]

She’s done plenty of awful things, yes, she used to poison my medication when I was little, and once she stuck gum in my hair- eugh. I’m sure there are other things she’s done but I can’t remember anything else.

[Purses his lips together and sighs. Oh God he’s dealing with another weirdo isn’t he.]


# nablyudat  


zhytnytseyu:

severnayastolitsa:

I.

No. No, I’d rather not.

Are you sure. Free opera tickets.

Yes, I’m positive, absolutely positive. I’m really not interested. Also, we’re related.


# zhytnytseyu  


nablyudat:

severnayastolitsa:

nablyudat:

severnayastolitsa:

I’ve never sucked dick for opera tickets.

Are you trying to imply you’ve done so for other things.

I…no. No, no. I like women. Exclusively. Sometimes people just like to spread weird rumors, you know? Aha.

Oh, of course. Rumors are spread so easily—though, they don’t just spring up from nowhere, hm?

I don’t judge, if you were worrying about that.

I’m not entirely sure who the source is, but I have a feeling that it’s my sister, to be quite frank. Awful woman. She’s terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Oh, no, I just. Wanted to verify that it wasn’t true.


# nablyudat  


zhytnytseyu replied to your post: I’ve never sucked dick for opera ticke…

Would you like to.

I.

No. No, I’d rather not.


# zhytnytseyu  


nablyudat:

severnayastolitsa:

I’ve never sucked dick for opera tickets.

Are you trying to imply you’ve done so for other things.

I…no. No, no. I like women. Exclusively. Sometimes people just like to spread weird rumors, you know? Aha.




trandafircarpatian:

severnayastolitsa:

I’ve never sucked dick for opera tickets.

You know those daytime shows nowadays which are all the rage in the west? With the lie detectors, yes? We do not need them because I can say, without hesitation…

:^)

I have also never sucked dick for opera tickets.

There will be no lie detectors needed for me either! Haha. Of course not. I would never even consider such a vile thing.

Haha. Haha.




I’ve never sucked dick for opera tickets.


# ic   # [ bye ]  




30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )

edhelernil:

  1. What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
  2. Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
  3. Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
  4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
  5. What are their chief tension areas? 
  6. If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?
  7. How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
  8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
  9. Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
  10. If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
  11. What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
  12. Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
  13. Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 
  14. Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
  15. Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
  16. What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
  17. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
  18. Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
  19. If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
  20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
  21. Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
  22. Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
  23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
  24. Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
  25. Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
  26. How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
  27. If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
  28. Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
  29. Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?
  30. Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

# ask memes  


trandafircarpatian:

severnayastolitsa:

trandafircarpatian:

Sometimes I do count myself just the slightest bit silly for finding the sea to be such a good friend, as especially as a child; like an older brother, a very distant older brother my mother left me with, to grow up with, maybe?
It is still a better friend and neighbour than most- all but one, actually.

But then I remember I didn’t marry the sea, s-so! Haha, perhaps I am not that silly!
(Sorry Feliks you are a good man and I am not one to comment on any friends’ spouses but—)

Feliks is a literal freak, are you really that surprised? He’s like- a sideshow attraction in and of himself. Of course he would marry the Baltic Sea.

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It’s incredibly in-character for him.

Says the Thing hailing from the Neva Swamps. You should not talk such.. treason, of your own distant cousins. It is just his.. his eccentric nature! Even if there are definitely far less cold mistresses, in both senses, for him to choose from.

image

…Having said that, could you imagine if he celebrated Epiphany as we do?  They could always count on an eager volunteer for the plunge, at least.

The Neva is a river. Not a swamp. Eugh. Whatever. He’s not even eccentric, he’s just- Lord. Lord, he’s strange. Not strange in a good way, either, just…strange. And obnoxious. And loud.

Thanks for that horrifying mental image, Anica. Really. 




trandafircarpatian:

Sometimes I do count myself just the slightest bit silly for finding the sea to be such a good friend, as especially as a child; like an older brother, a very distant older brother my mother left me with, to grow up with, maybe?
It is still a better friend and neighbour than most- all but one, actually.

But then I remember I didn’t marry the sea, s-so! Haha, perhaps I am not that silly!
(Sorry Feleks you are a good man and I am not one to comment on any friends’ spouses but—)

Feliks is a literal freak, are you really that surprised? He’s like- a sideshow attraction in and of himself. Of course he would marry the Baltic Sea.

It’s incredibly in-character for him.