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- Фёдор Достоевский.

pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

[LAUGHING]

You really thought I was going to eat a cricket? You really thought so? Hah! How stupid could you possibly be? And even if I did eat it, you wouldn’t stop calling me a cripple anyways! I win!

[literally attempts to shove it down her throat]

[raises an eyebrow]

[well he obviously didn’t think this through and her hands are free so she’ll just take literally a handful of his crotch and just slowly crush because how dare he not eat the bug]

[SCREAMS]

[AGONIZED SCREAMING]

[SHOVES THE BUG IN HER MOUTH]

[SCREAMS]

date posted 11 часов назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

[more audible groaning]

[takes the fucking cricket]

[almost puts in his mouth and then TACKLES HER]

[what just happened]

[she is tackled to the ground with the look of pure surprise on her face]

[what]

[LAUGHING]

You really thought I was going to eat a cricket? You really thought so? Hah! How stupid could you possibly be? And even if I did eat it, you wouldn’t stop calling me a cripple anyways! I win!

[literally attempts to shove it down her throat]

date posted 12 часов назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

[GROANS]

Alright. Whatever. Is it dead. I won’t eat a live bug.

Of course it’s dead!

Now eat it.

[more audible groaning]

[takes the fucking cricket]

[almost puts in his mouth and then TACKLES HER]

decor, grudge!
Аноним

Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?

Alexei lives in a rather small apartment on Nevsky Prospekt, and despite its size, he manages to keep it very tidy. 

I’d imagine his room looks something like this? But a bit neater. And probably with a small television. He also likes to keep a few portraits on the wall. There’s also a small kitchen but I have no idea what it would look like so. 

Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long?

It would be a lie to say that Alexei is not easily offended. He does tend to take things to heart, unfortunately, no matter how trivial they may be. And he definitely does hold grudges for long periods of time. 

date posted 13 часов назад · Reblog
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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

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What kind of bug does it have to be.

I caught a cricket earlier.

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[GROANS]

Alright. Whatever. Is it dead. I won’t eat a live bug.

date posted 13 часов назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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bosnjastvo:

« Mi idemo u budućnost -- zajedno! »Miloska Vesna Ferhatović || Bosna i Hercegovina || Bosnia and Herzegovina» independent aph rp blog for an OC representing the nation of Bosnia (and Herzegovina)» mun is not bosnian, is of age, and has roleplayed for a decent amount of years» reaction images, FCs, and roleplayer's own art will be used» blog may contain sensitive imagery at times (click for info)» no preferred roleplaying style; any and all roleplayers welcomeABOUT | ASK | HOME

bosnjastvo:

« Mi idemo u budućnost -- zajedno! »

Miloska Vesna Ferhatović || Bosna i Hercegovina || Bosnia and Herzegovina

» independent aph rp blog for an OC representing the nation of Bosnia (and Herzegovina)
» mun is not bosnian, is of age, and has roleplayed for a decent amount of years
» reaction images, FCs, and roleplayer's own art will be used
» blog may contain sensitive imagery at times (click for info)
» no preferred roleplaying style; any and all roleplayers welcome

ABOUT | ASK | HOME
date posted 14 часов назад , with 6 заметок · Reblog
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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

I’m horrified that you’re trying to get me to eat a bug.

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That doesn’t mean I’m a cripple, I can walk, just not all the time. We’ve had this discussion a thousand times. And anyways, even if I were crippled, it’d still be better than being you. At least people don’t scream when they see someone in a wheelchair.

[well that hit a nerve]
[happy place, maya, go to your happy place. inhale — exhale, feel the negative energy leave you. if you punch him, he won’t eat the bug]

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I knew you were too much of a coward.

What kind of bug does it have to be.

date posted 14 часов назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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yarazvalinoy:

severnayastolitsa:

Your eyes are boring.

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My girlfriend doesn’t care about my legs and none of the other women I have had relationships with have cared either. And anyways, my legs work fine. 

My eyes are not boring. You’re the only one that thinks that.

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So that’s, what, four women? That’s not much of an achievement, Leha. And you still have some difficulty with your legs, do you not? From time to time? 

I’ve had…eight girlfriends during my 312 years of existence. Eight. I think. Maybe nine. That’s not so bad.

From- from time to time, yes. That doesn’t make me a cripple or whatever you’re going to call me. And I’m getting…somewhat better, I think. Sort of. I mean. I’m not an invalid.

date posted 15 часов назад , with 5 заметок · Reblog
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Vice
Аноним

Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of?

None that are particularly shameful, but he does have a tendency to do things like pick at this skin around his nails.

He also talks to himself occasionally- or rather, thinks aloud-  though he tries not to do it in public. 

date posted 15 часов назад · Reblog
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yarazvalinoy:

severnayastolitsa:

My eyes are nicer.

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As is my hair.

That’s a lie. My eyes are nicer.

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Who cares about your hair? Certainly not women. 

Do you know what women do care about, though? How well your legs work.

Your eyes are boring.

My girlfriend doesn’t care about my legs and none of the other women I have had relationships with have cared either. And anyways, my legs work fine. 

date posted 15 часов назад , with 5 заметок · Reblog
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▷ A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS

yourfuckingmuse:

Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play?
Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why?
Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in?
Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?
Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it?
Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo?
Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long?
Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising?
Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper?
Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard?
Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family?
Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it?
Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock?
Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others?
Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple?
Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence?
Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about?
Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks?
Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head?
Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big?
Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans?
Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of?
Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces?
X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves?
Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about?
Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?

(Источник: pastebin.com)

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craigmadethis:

St Petersburg, Russia

craigmadethis:

St Petersburg, Russia

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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

I can too, my girlfriend loves me, shut the fuck up, I’ll strangle you, I’ll honest to God strangle you, and I bet even if I did eat a bug, you wouldn’t keep up your end of the bargain, there’s no way out of this situation, I’m going to have to deal with this for forever, what is the point-

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How the hell can you call me a cripple anyways, I can stand up.

I am horrified you’d think such a thing.

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Nah, you can’t.
People who can walk don’t use a cane. On better days, you still lean on your good leg. Cripple.

I’m horrified that you’re trying to get me to eat a bug.

That doesn’t mean I’m a cripple, I can walk, just not all the time. We’ve had this discussion a thousand times. And anyways, even if I were crippled, it’d still be better than being you. At least people don’t scream when they see someone in a wheelchair.

date posted 1 день назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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pervoprestolnaya:

severnayastolitsa:

I’m not paraplegic, I can feel my legs, you dumb fuck. Why don’t you learn the meaning of a word before you use it.

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I am not going to eat an insect. I have standards. Those things carry diseases, you know.

I bet you can’t even feel your dick, cripple.
I feel sorry for your girlfriend, having a cripple for a lover.

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Okay, cripple.

Suit yourself, cripple.

I can too, my girlfriend loves me, shut the fuck up, I’ll strangle you, I’ll honest to God strangle you, and I bet even if I did eat a bug, you wouldn’t keep up your end of the bargain, there’s no way out of this situation, I’m going to have to deal with this for forever, what is the point-

How the hell can you call me a cripple anyways, I can stand up.

date posted 1 день назад , with 28 заметок · Reblog
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