You really thought I was going to eat a cricket? You really thought so? Hah! How stupid could you possibly be? And even if I did eat it, you wouldn’t stop calling me a cripple anyways! I win!
[literally attempts to shove it down her throat]
[raises an eyebrow]
[well he obviously didn’t think this through and her hands are free so she’ll just take literally a handful of his crotch and just slowly crush because how dare he not eat the bug]
[SHOVES THE BUG IN HER MOUTH]